nothing makes you feel like more of a flop than not getting a phishing scam in your inbox even though the problem is apparently so prevalent that tumblr had to put out a site wide warning on everyone's dashboard

i’m in tears over this

imagine being ethos lab at your stupid ass fucking desk stupid fucking mouse pad from a defunct 90s tech store rotting from the inside out stupid kleenex box stupid sideways mouse bitch in the goddamn canadian wilderness on your dead decrepit amish farmland nobody around for miles except the occasional car crash lights all off monitor at 30 brightness illuminating your face opening a screenshot of your wild life episode one recording in ms paint and very carefully zooming in and cropping it to perfectly centre frame the minecraft avatar of the man you have been in a back and forth gay ass faux relationship for a decade the man who has said before he would read fanfiction of you both romantically the man who has called you his boyfriend so that everyone can see he is the focus HE is the focal point of the episode he is the call he is the main attraction saving that image uploading it to youtube (WHICH YOU NEVER DO) and hitting publish and then just leaving your desk and going to bed alone like it means nothing and if you close your eyes the monitor burn into the back of your retina shows you his ghost

love the bit in Fugitive Telemetry where Murderbot needs two meat shields to block cameras and immediately calls the Besty and the Worsty, making sure we the audience know that it called Ratthi while he was at a sexy cool guy lunch with his hot fuck partners and it called Gurathin while he was eating a Lonely Sad Asshole Lunchables for One by himself and reading a book about stamps.

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!

right

"You know I am not kind." is just such an insane thing to say and I'm obsessed with it

I know that you're hurting. I know why you're hurting. I understand why you might want to go, but I'm not letting you go that easily. You're mine now, mine to carry, mine to hold, mine to protect. I'm used to getting what I want and I want you. You don't get to tell me not to want you. You're mine and I love you, no matter what you say about it.

Like fuck, dude.

(there's just inches in between us
i want you to give in, i want you to give in)

bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

This isn't Greta Thunberg’s fault, she couldn’t have been a better ally, but it’s so disheartening how her kidnapping and mistreatment for five days have rallied so many people, when what she went through is only a fraction of a fraction of what thousands of Palestinian men, women, girls, and boys, who have been routinely kidnapped, tortured, and raped to unimaginably evil lengths for months or even years, often to the point of death, have endured and are still enduring as we speak.

And I know that’s the whole point of why she did what she did. She knew that, as a young high-profile white European girl, her mistreatment would result in more uproar, and she intended to use that privilege to raise awareness of what is happening to Palestinians. That’s why the first thing she did after her release, when the press asked her to speak in detail about her own mistreatment, was to shift the conversation instead to how Israel continues to escalate its genocide against Palestinians.

I just wish people understood her message and gave the same energy toward helping Palestinians without waiting for a White Westerner to risk their life first.

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